ladyleigh89:

Excerpts from Michael Ian Black’s first person narrative “Taco Party

"You can walk a mile in a man’s shoes, but to get inside his head, you’d have to get really small and crawl up his nose."

Captain Monterey Jack (via crabcakes)

themobilemovement:

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themobilemovement:

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valkyrie-freyja:

The State - S1E3

'Capt. Monterey Jack (Shoes)'

(kerrikenney)

donrickles:

A quick descent into madness.

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

Guardian of the Galaxy spoilers 

offfffffffffthesouthernisles:

Guardian of the Galaxy spoilers 

(via soficaat)

silent-asmodeus:

artisticgamzee:

sandkastledisko:

kentmckellan:

Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely

Agreed

FeliCIA THO

If you don’t have Felicia Day seductively eating pizza on your blog, you aren’t blogging right.

(Source: tragers, via blackwallsblessedbeard)

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via defdoel)