I’m back home now.
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." ▬ Tyler Durden, Fight Club.
A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
We had history, and no matter how many times I tried to talk about it, she brushed it off. And as I know now, she let it boil up inside her till she blew up and broke up with me. Wow, off to a great start.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
Ever? The White Stripes.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
Hm. I like a girl who doesn’t even know it. And I like her because maybe she does. It’s a vicious cycle.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
Two of my best friends, one of them being a long time crush, sleeping together. It ruined me. And I was working a job I hated. I was alone. But I forgave them. And I moved on from liking her, which needed to happen.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
Sheridan. He’s a fucknut, but he’s my brother. And my roommate, in about a month.
F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
Ever? Hmph. Fuck this question.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
Quit smoking about a month ago. I’ve only ever been legitimately drunk about twice.
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
Half-sleever on one arm, green fanged skull on the other.
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
Happy. And a chef.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
My dad is my boss at work lol and my mom is my co-worker. But they’re also a living, breathing love story and they’re the reason I’m here. They’re also still together, which is more than I can say for a lot of other people’s marriages after 4 kids and 24 years. They rock.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
If you ever joke to me that I need to wear a bra, I will punch your fucking lights out. I’m a husky dude. I have about a half an A-cup. I fucking know about it, okay?
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
No. I’m pretty pissed off at the last question lol this is supposed to be fun. Or is it? More than likely not, actually. Fuck it. I’ll stay salty.
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Hahahahahahahahahaha okay, this just got good. Homework, dude. And because it eats money like a god damned fatass and for what? For a BA in liberal arts? Bollocks.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
Single and cautious.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
Salad Days-Mac Demarco
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
I have a piece of glass in my left hand. Permanently.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
Way older than I actually am lol.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
Moved out of my parent’s place, stoned, showing my best friend amazing movies and music since he’s a sheltered lil babby.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
Oh jeezus christ. Hm. Last time I cried. Well that’d be when I got broken up with, wouldn’t it?
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X-Fest 2010. And I went to go see Thee Oh Sees a while back. That’s it. Wow. I suck.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
What the fuck even is this question.
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU?
Alive. Hopeful. Scared. Hungry.
THE END IM SO FUCKING NEAT
Ohhhhhh you are a cheeky one. You get 3. Pick.
"The first Disney Movie to tell girls they can fight too is Frozen!"
"Frozen is the first Disney Movie where the girl didn’t need a man to save her!! <3 "
"Frozen is the first Disney movie about loving sisters!"
"Frozen is the first Disney movie to question why someone would get married after knowing them for only a day."
"Frozen is the first film to have a blonde male lead who “doesn’t fit the cookie cutter mold””